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maliciousmelons:

marry rich or die trying

 

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

ocevns:

kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did.

Zelda Fitzgerald 

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago