kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did.

Zelda Fitzgerald 


It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 


the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS


you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit